I just saw it the other day, it’s the only reason i remembered.

They got O’Neill back after an asteroid buried the gate in season… 3? Let the event horizon clear out a cavity, then dig out.

I prefer the Fargo Challenge! Who wants to look at my woodchipper?

Unless she said “you’re next” within the cops hearing. That’s terrorism charges, boys!

It’s Oy for me. That little fucker knew how he was gonna go, knew how bad it was gonna be, and went ahead anyway…

I’m not crying, you’re crying. 😭

“If you can dodge an ICBM, you can dodge a ball.”

“In the next step of Nintendo’s legendary litigious run, the company has decided to sue the entire population of earth for trademark infringement. The lawsuit of Nintendo v. Everyone is set to begin early 2026.”

Not really and no.

“President Elon rings a bell, sidekick Trump drools. And now with the weather, is a quadriplegic strapped to a donkey.”

A jab in the eye with a sharp stick, daily, for the next four years, is a better alternative to what’s in the pipe.

Tareyton Cigarettes: If you’re not smoking Tareyton, FUCK YOU.

All My Wrestlers is still on?! FUCK! I wanna watch Ow My Balls!

This is similar to my Tabaxi Monk/wizard, Llort’a Tsuj. He’s just a fucking troll, and that’s why his name is Just A Troll spelled backwards. Nobodies noticed yet.

Don’t know what i wanna do with Dennis Withawhye yet…

That’s a bad analogy. In this situation, the kittens voted to set the house in fire because there’s a puppy in a different room that they don’t like and it will get burned too. It’s hateful, willful ignorance and a desire to hurt others.

I’ve actually heard Maga people admit they’ll get hurt by these policies, but immigrants and homos will get hurt MOAR!, y’know, like Jesus taught, so it’s cool.

I did not know that and will adjust accordingly.

“He’s not going to hurt the poor. He’s too smart for that.”

Oh, you infuriating fucking summer child. It’d be hilarious if I wasn’t stuck in this hellbound handbasket with the rest of you fucking mongoloids.

“Hey Eddie, good to see ya. How’s your mother?”

“Who says i got a mutha?”

“Why Tommy, what have you been reading?”

We’re talking about a being that causes untold suffering for profit. Aka, a bloodsucker.