brbposting@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoYour new neighbor, a genie, opens 'Temptation Mart' next door. Food, alcohol, substances, carnal pleasures, gambling - all complimentary, 24/7. How does this affect your daily life?message-squaremessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up152arrow-down121
arrow-up131arrow-down1message-squareYour new neighbor, a genie, opens 'Temptation Mart' next door. Food, alcohol, substances, carnal pleasures, gambling - all complimentary, 24/7. How does this affect your daily life?brbposting@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square54fedilink
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up26·3 days agoWhy the fuck would I ever show up at work ever again? Sounds excellent.
minus-squaredactylotheca@suppo.filinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·3 days agoSleep in the Temptation Mart, duh
minus-squareEndmaker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·3 days agoHousing / home ownership counts as a temptation too.
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoThey’re guaranteed to have really nice tents.
Why the fuck would I ever show up at work ever again? Sounds excellent.
I mean…housing?
Sleep in the Temptation Mart, duh
Housing / home ownership counts as a temptation too.
They’re guaranteed to have really nice tents.