Traffic is gonna be a nightmare.
Maybe the question should’ve been “if your fridge were permanently stocked with all your vices” (& your living room was chock full of blackjack, sex workers, and cocaine)
Long wait times for the toilets
I thirteened this. I don’t take those substances and I have yet to find a place where the food tastes about half as gourmet as my own cooked meals.
Try your local genie
I think you asked this in the wrong community, this is better suited for c/asklemmy. This community is for earnest questions.
This felt too stupid for [email protected] but you are probably right about that
The “what would you do” type of questions where everyone shares their subjective opinions is exactly the type of question asklemmy is for. Nostupidquestions is for questions seeking objective answers.
Thanks :)
I’m in the opposite boat, this feels too opinionated, and not serious enough for c/nostupidquestions
Why the fuck would I ever show up at work ever again? Sounds excellent.
I mean…housing?
Sleep in the Temptation Mart, duh
Housing / home ownership counts as a temptation too.
They’re guaranteed to have really nice tents.
Free food you say? I guess I can put up with the traffic…
How does complimentary gambling work btw?
No vig on bets, no green tiles on roulette.
This is why we have zoning laws, folks.
Have you been to Houston?
I’ve been to Dallas, and I’ve been to San Antonio, but I have not been to Houston.
Houston is likely to have an expensive house next to a heroin car wash, then a museum, then a crazy expensive apartment building, then a housing project. https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Weirdest-images-from-Houston-s-lack-of-zoning-laws-9171688.php
I can see that being a net positive. It makes it so that different classes of people have to interact with each other.
How does this affect your daily life?
It’d take a substantial amount of days off my life, but I consider that a bonus
😩
Oh god my neighborhood would become a magnet for annoying people. I’d move.
Great! Free food that I don’t have to cook! I’d be instantly spoiled. The rest of it I don’t care about.
There will be a lot of strangers in the stairwell in my apartment building.
If the place was actually called “Temptation Mart”, I would be very suspicious, a Temptation usually means that if you fall for it, something bad will happen.
“Hey, Stoy, wanna go to the Temptations show with me?”
“I dunno… What’s the catch?”
I’d get a normal amount of food and carry on the way I have been. Cutting out the grocery bill would be a life changer.
I move into the store permanently and then die of a heart attack after about a month. I imagine I would have no regrets.
A month long, fatal binge is probably not that high of a budget. Don’t let your dreams be dreams!
Keep this away from them!
(edit, not accusing of bad credit necessarily, just preempting a possible objection)
It’s too easy to ignore these temptations if I have to go out and aquire them myself with my own money lol
Free gambling means free winnings means…
lol
All complimentary meaning free food? Well that helps me save quite a bit on groceries then.
If you can resist endless donuts and cakes and ice cream and all that!
i get a job at temptation mart, ez commute and discounts and maybe i can wear cute little horns at work!?
So much noise! 😩