Some of the posts in this community are just crazy out of whack.
Oof, shots fired.
all wounds septic
BaskinginmyownfilthThoughts doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.
Oh but it would be so much more accurate. Someone please create that community.
c/MoulderingThoughts
anecdote: during the pandemic every day seemed the same. i sometimes forgot ro shower for a few days. so i put a water sensor in my shower. when i shower, it starts a macrodroid automation that records the date. another macro plans and reminds me when it’s shower time.
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Yes, I, too, feel very real emotions like a desire to run water over my human skin. I definitely do not require microcontrollers to instruct me on when it is time to do so! Just like all completely normal humans. Of which I am one.
Not always, I’ll often forget to shower until I look in the mirror and realize my hair needs to be washed. Peak pandemic I’d sometimes go a few weeks without showering until I could smell myself. Just not something that’s on my mind most of the time.
OP doesn’t lie
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We have a great macrocontroller, a brain.
Maybe not as reliable but definitely easier to program.
Except those times where it just stops writing to log files. Sometimes I’ll be in the shower zoned out and find myself on the last step of my routine without remembering completing any of the steps.
Lieutenant Commander Data, is that you?
Nah, they didn’t say anything about implementing voice activation by the command “engage”.
forgot ro shower for a few days
My doctor called that depression.
nah, i just couldn’t remember because all days were so similar. i was like “did i shower yet or was that yesterday” almost went mad ngl
you guys have thoughts?
An excruciating number, yes
Give them time, thoughts take longer than hope to wither and die
You guys?
I don’t know how I’m going to recover from this burn…
Take a shower
I don’t know this one. It might be too advanced for my Duolingo…how about
Por favor, haces una lavarse pronto!
Mustache, or huge gaping mouth?
Lukewarm water helps prevent the skin from peeling or shrinking at the burn site
Bro u shower too much
Once a day is definitely not too much.
Excuse me, I shower once a fortnight whether I need it or not!
I’m only subbed because I’m too disabled to shower myself.
My shower thoughts are always repeating cycles of “fuuuuuuuck this feels niiiiiiiiice” and “time to turn up the heat a smidge.” Am I doing it wrong?
my shower thoughts are always “God damnit get this shit over with, I want to get out of this fucking water coffin already… I wonder what would happen if you cooked rice in milk? GOD DAMNIT WHY CANT WE HAVE STAR TREK SONIC SHOWERS YET”
If these are blue and spiky I might prefer regular ones
Yes. Not enough daydreaming about winning arguments, mixed with intrusive thoughts and general self-loathing.
Uggggh I’m jealous. The city is working on the civic plumbing for months and basically the work their doing means my on-demand hot water heater barely goes up to “tepid.”
Don’t get me wrong, I’m thankful for the infrastructure work.
Maybe I’ll go shower at the gym or a friend’s lol
Excuse me, but do you know how many people I have to kill to take a shower around here?
Sir, this is a Wendy’s. You’re not allowed to shower around here. You have to go home to do that.
Everyone in this comment section needs to stop what they’re doing and switch to Arch. I use Arch btw. Did you know that you don’t have to regularly take a shower to be allowed to use Arch?
Wow. ! It’s a match made under the arches of heaven !
I cunt believe you’ve done this…
Oh fuck
Or don’t think
I don’t ever have philosophical thoughts in the shower. I just think ordinary things that people usually think of outside the shower. And I shower once a week, so… yeah idk what a “shower thought” is. But I just come here for the philosophy goodness.
Similarly, people interested in philosophy (and other theoretical stuff) might take a break and think of different things like “but how’s the soap made, anyway?”.
I recently looked up how to make soap. Shit’s complicated.
First, you need some fat. And the best fat comes from people.
Then where are they even having thoughts? I don’t think the location is what’s different. I think they’re just on different drugs.
