😂😂😂 I’d missed this somehow , thank you for it
It’s from the ultra extended edition.
Stick. There is a 100% I will lose that stone skipping it on the first body of water I see.
Could you imagine the skips that rock would make!
Honestly, it’s so perfect I’d probably choke and get 2 skips out of it. Anytime I stop and select a good stone I overthink it and throw terribly, anytime I just grab one and toss it I get 4 or 5 skips (6 if no one’s around to see it).
Nothing worse than getting that perfect angle to slice through the water and it just goes “Blop” and it’s gone.
That rock is so smooth and circular. I can’t not pick it. I’m drawn to it.
It is….precious…to me
drrr… drrr… drrr…
Oh you knob. I forgot about that until your comment.
Here, take this:
THIS WAS MADE FOR ME! TH-THIS IS MY PAD!
Stick every time. Stick is a sword, a walking tool, a measure, a prybar. Rock is rock. You can throw it. You can hit stuff with it. That’s about it.
Rock is good. You can cook with rock, support and balance things, keep it as a pet, paint faces on it, wedge things that need wedging, use it as a paperweight, possibly shatter it into many knifey bits or sell it to your kid cousin as a magic rock. I think you can also do a few things with ropes and rocks, but I can’t remember any of those things. Yes, you can throw rock, but rock likes most to bounce on water when thrown.
Arrr, rock good, rock cook, rock support. Rock have face. Rock wedge. Rock paperweight magic rock, sell. Rock shatter. Rock is pet. Use rope on rock. Throw rock fun. Rock bounce water.
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This is my favorite thing I’ve read this week
Heating pad. Counterweight on bear bag. Massage tool. Circle template. Door stop. Wheel chuck. Pothole filler. Sculpture source. GI Joe mountain. The list goes on.
I’d take the stick, but when my enjoyment of the stick inevitably ends when it falls apart I’d think back to that sweet rock.
Stick is temporary, rock is forever.
Sad grand canyon noises
I recently saw the Grand Canyon IRL for the first time. I’d always wanted to see it and it completely surpassed my expectations in every way
I’m taking the perfect rock, finding an imperfect stick, and making a near perfect club.
The rock, (a) because it’ll last longer and (b) because it’s got a cool wrestler named after it. There ain’t no wrestler called The Stick. I doubt I could smell what The Stick is cooking.
The Stick trained Daredevil.
Read some Stormlight Archive, and know that I am a stick.
I was going to say definitely the rock, then I saw the stick. Now it’s a toss-up.
Simplest answer: both. That what you have pockets for
This guy cargo pantses
Why the hell are cargo pants so maligned in even the everyday casual fashion world? They’re fucking awesome.
Girls think we are hoarding the good pockets. They don’t realize it’s actually Big Handbag that got rid of their pocketses
Seriously! I hardly ever carry a handbag because it’s more likely than not that I’ll eventually lose it. Losing my pants is a lot less common, and there’s so much room for stuff! Wallet, keys, phone, knife, dog treats, cool rocks, maybe a snake. The possibilities are endless!
The geologist in me says rocc but the kid in me stays sticc
Stick. Rock = 1 throw. Stick = many whacks. Stick better.
Stick. Rock is just heavy thing you carry and maybe throw once. Stick, you can swing that puppy around all fucking day.
Stickalibur. You are now the one true king of a small wooded area.
Rock bash skulls easy, take many great sticks from others.
Psh. If you can even reach me when I’m slapping the shit out of you with my awesome stick.
Ha, an awesome throw (which ancestral history indicates)… I’ll knock your pathetic ass into heathermore
Nah man, that rock is straight 🔥
