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I swear i was going to link the same video
Failed attempt at being a programmer. Permabanned from Reddit because i forgot to put an NSFW tag. I also have an account on lemmy.world.
I swear i was going to link the same video
Programmed obsolescense, the bulbs in my bathroom have to be replaced after 1 or 2 months which is pure torture, however i have 3 LED bulbs i have been using for more than 3 years without problem, i also have a CFL one that has been working since 2013, however it doesn’t put out a lot of light sadly so it’s just sitting in a drawer rn.
I corrected it.
Damn, the yellow robots from Murder Drones are so attractive, why did i have to watch that series?
I use meld lol
Error: you have unresolved conflicts
My legs and my feet, to be fair i mostly focus on my armpits and private parts
My PC, which allowed me to do more than 2000 custom ROM builds.
Emetophobia
I got accused of breaking a window (i didn’t) and i had to take responsibility for it, if i ever find that old witch again i will let her know how colorful my language is.
I take one shower per day.
In july two of my friends and i got punched on the street by robbers, however i managed to escape without anything taken from me thanks to a person who threw a rock at them.
When two friends and me got punched on the street by robbers, i look in all directions now.
An ex British colony that could have been a superpower but got partitioned and turned into 2 countries hostile to each other, preety sad if you ask me.
I use a physical SIM because my phone doesn’t support an eSIM, also i’m preety sure you have to activate it everytime you clean flash a custom ROM.
Because it’s a joke, i love Ubuntu Touch but i still prefer AOSP.
I have a dell latitude e7250 which is really cheap, i run fedora KDE on it without any issue, however the battery doesn’t last more than 2 and a half hours, maybe 3 if you really want to stretch it.