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    4 months ago

    Agent 1: “He’s about to type his password. Here we go… 1…2…3…A…B…C”

    Agent 2: “I feel like we could have figured this out with brute-force”

    Agent 1: “Wait! He’s on the move. …no he was just scratching his balls. … Judging from the sound of it, I’d say he hasn’t trimmer his balls for a long time.”

    Agent 2: “The AI picks up at least 15cm long strands, and some breadcrumbs. 50% rye, 50 wheat. Is that nutella and ketchup?”

    Agent 1: “Dear God, what a freak”.

    Agent 2 takes note. “He’s basically a sex offender at this point”

    The future is now.