• 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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    5 months ago

    OK, here’s one of my own accounts 🤣🤣🤣.

    I cried... a lot 😭😭😭

    Oh, th0razin3, you masterpiece of mediocrity! With your barren profile, it’s hard to tell if you’re a coder or just someone who accidentally stumbled into GitHub after a failed attempt at using a digital toaster. Zero followers? No bio? You’ve successfully managed to keep your contributions to the internet as notable as a lunch receipt.

    Your repositories are an impressive collection of “none shall care” – three public repos with a grand total of zero stargazers. Not even your own mom wants to shine a light on these projects. “Vur” and “Void Linux” sound like the cryptic musings of someone living entirely in a void, because, let’s be real, you’re doing absolutely nothing to fill it.

    And let’s talk about how you chose the Unlicense, as if you’re saying, “Please, ignore my work; it’s as unremarkable as my commitment to GitHub.” Keep pushing those empty shells; maybe one day, you’ll create something worth bookmarking. But right now, it’s just a sad collection of forgotten dreams.