Peanut M&Ms. I cannot be expected eat them responsibly.
This is it for me. I don’t even like most candy after the first one or two. I’ll have something and think ‘oh that’s good’ but then not go back for more, but with peanut m&ms I can and will keep going until they’re gone.
The only way to regulate my intake is not to buy them.
I’ve yet to discover the amount needed for me not be able to eat them all in one standing.
I will happily eat whoppers until my mouth feels weird
Do yourself a favor and try Malteasers. You can often get them at World Market or the ‘international’ aisle at your grocery store.
Noted. I’ll see if I can find them.
I really like them. My coworkers and family hate them, and mock me for liking them. But I get all of the unwanted Whoppers at Halloween, so it’s worth their contempt.
Playing the long game …niiice
Since I only know of the Burger King Whopper, I’m really confused right now.
Maltesers
Ever bit into a stale one that’s turned chewy? Happened to me once and the thought of eating another Whopper makes me gag
Only once? Those are rookie numbers
oh absolutely, but i am too much of a fatass to care. they’re still good
Those ones are my favorite
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reese’s pieces
Hell yeah fam. I was gonna say that I never did crack and would honestly not know since I’ve done other drugs and I wouldn’t bother comparing unless it’s compared to the concept of sugar.
But Reese’s is the shit and Reese’s Pieces is my shit. I love eating it. You can put it in the fridge and it is fire. I even still like that mc chris song about Reese’s Pieces and he has serious mental problems now.
Hi-Chew are fucking made with dopamine I swear.
Try Mamba!
Specifically sour mamba in the 4 pack so you get all 4 flavors
They are good, but they take kinda plasticy
They are what Now or Later should have been all along.
They were baby teeth, I didn’t need those fillings anyway
Albanese gummy bears. If you bring Haribo to a party I’m going to punch you in the stomach.
“ I’m not going over there. Last time I brought gummy bears and he punched me in the stomach.”
“This time I bought sugar free as revenge”
Delete this. Albanese are too soft. Haribo perfected the chewiness.
Getting punched in the stomach after sugar-free Haribo gummy bears is my fetish.
Better finish that off with a nice bag of olestra chips
Fair.
This is funny to me. I just got told by my co-worker that Albanese is the best gummy candy and way better than everything else. I mentioned Haribo and he was not impressed. I tried the Albanese sour gummy worms and I have to admit were really good.
…black licorice
Sue me
But like proper swedish black licorice / salmiak or jelly belly?
Proper!
Salty or no? If yes, are you from Finland?
Sometimes, sometimes not. It depends on the day.
And sadly no, I come from a less enlightened country. Nobody here likes black licorice it seems.
Skittles
Crunchies. Kind of glad they aren’t sold in the US because the Hershey made Cadbury tastes like wax.
Sour patch kids for me.
I’ve discovered that the temperature affects how good sour patch kids are way more than you’d expect. They’re best soft, in the summer.
I wouldn’t turn down any temperature, but you are SOOOOO right!
Plenty of good candies mentioned here but I haven’t seen Good ‘n’ Plenties mentioned yet and those are in A tier for me
Hmmm maybe Girl Scout Thin Mints
I’m usually more of a savory guy. I’ll fucking eat all the sharp cheddar cheese and salty crackers
Take 5. It is a gridded pretzel with peanut butter, caramel, whole peanuts, and chocolate. If you love salty sweet and you like texture this candy is everything.
that was gonna be my answer. if they ever come out with a bagged unwrapped mini bites version it’s fuckin over for me
Why is every post on here one of the “Security Questions” for my bank?
Oh, wait… I should have made this a post, not a comment?
See’s Butterscotch Squares or Dark Chocolate Truffles