Keep cheesing these comments, and someone is liable to shred a verse about the fetaverse. Seriously, set a course, don’t feel remorse, if you got no ride we’ll take my cheddar horse. Or maybe take the train, Jerboa keep you entertained, don’t be ashamed if you have gouda brain, not like we know your name anyway. Could be Jim, could be john, may never now what side you’re on, only you decide if you’re the pasta or the parmesan.

Oh…actually your name might be gus.