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I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

You win a free trip to the Hague

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

I seem to remember a competitor, I think it was called 3DO or something?

I wonder what the chances are that Russia did this.

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

They put it back about an hour later

me_me_irl_irl

I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.

Nice, very trochaic

Pour it on yourself and you’ll never have to work another day in your life

Happy Threshold Day!

“ingenuity is kill”
“no”

And I will see my dream come alive at last

Absolutely me:

If it’s hard Rs you want, just put on any episode where O’Brien is mad at the Cardassians

Well there goes my dream of quitting my job and living in a towel fort at Bed Bath and Beyond