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Cake day: July 7th, 2023

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  • My favourite is:

    Them: We want less red in the pie chart. Fix that remote vulnerability.

    Me: We don’t even have that component enabled. It’s reporting on a DLL file version, not the vulnerability itself.

    Them: Just lower our vulnerability score.

    (Me wondering if I deploying dozens of fully-patched systems would have the same proportional effect)