Okay burp Marta, just take this serum, it’ll tran-hiccuptransform your sex

Oh gee, thanks aunty Ronnie - AHHH OH GEEZ RONNIE IT’S TRANSFORMING ME INTO A MUSHROOM I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA CHANGE MY GENDER

Gender is a social c-burp construct, Marta, I don’t respect it

Manipulativeness

“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”

IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.

I went to bed at 10pm after cleaning my bathroom and putting away my clothes. I woke up 5 hours later with a cold. No regerts

For flavour, I recommend that all “regular” animals that normally have sharp-pointed ears now have human-shaped round ones.

<the lore/gameplay/soundtrack/story were great/instant classic>

fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?

those fools forgot about lays 😎

bruh

I need it so I can player the newer games betterer

“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”

“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”

bad cop begins routine

“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”

good cop pulls the bad cop off you

“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill…

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So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…

Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez

My fellow chums and I think it would be quite corking if we gave our personal data over to the local advertisement agencies

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

Elon Musk has a dollar

He has a lot of them, but he also has a dollar

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