fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?

those fools forgot about lays 😎

bruh

I need it so I can player the newer games betterer

“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”

“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”

bad cop begins routine

“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”

good cop pulls the bad cop off you

“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill…

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So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…

Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez

My fellow chums and I think it would be quite corking if we gave our personal data over to the local advertisement agencies

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

Elon Musk has a dollar

He has a lot of them, but he also has a dollar

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Remember when CBC radio apologized for calling Palestine a country?

It was drinking rawr milk, which has 420.69% chance of catching me when I fall for u _•teehee•👉👈🥺

whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?

Woah, slow down there professor calculus, not all of us have 10 fingers to count on

Also, for anyone over 35, our ability to understand “last decade” means the last 10 years, decreases over time. I read this question and still thought about songs that came out 2009.