Who’s to bet a load of shares get bought up, then suddenly this announcement is rescinded?

They want an efficient government not wasting time and resources on unnecessary things …

They get a government crying over the name of a body of water.

Brother

Blast freezer. It’s about as close as we’ll get any time soon. Not an affiliate or anything, just googled and found this bugger (about microwave sized).

https://www.nisbets.co.uk/polar-countertop-blast-chiller/ck640