As a non-american, you’re doing about okay as everyone else.

Yeah but the patterns that some of us train on might just be noise validated by our own biases

There is a certain level of arrogance with introverts in that they assume a lot of things about people without first engaging with them. I speak as one myself

slams table
We don’t need no stinkin badgers!

Canyonerooo-oooh yah!
Canyonerooo

It looks like the face from Mars is enjoying his new job.

Fun fact: A4 is literally an acronym for “for anuses”. It became more commonly used for writing because buttholes would use it for writing fanfics.

I used to climb on the roof of my house as a kid and shimmy along the narrow in the middle of the night, just for kicks.

I look back on myself decades later and shudder. I am dead in many parallel worlds.

Also, they’re clearly on a lake

Roving gangs of suburban kids on bikes

or get promoted for having that wild / surrealist energy that the CEO has been looking for all along for some reason

BBC

Are you serious? The BBC are literally a government mouthpiece, with a subversive right-wing bias. When Labour is in power, they over-report every misdeed, and when the Tories are in power, they maybe raise an eyebrow as the country burns. The last BBC director was a major Tory who received a sizeable bribe from his party during his tenure.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2023/mar/12/tim-davie-bbc-director-general-embroiled-gary-lineker-controversy