Churches that shut down don’t get burned down.

First h1b. Now pro China social media? Surely his base won’t notice.

I want to do drugs and ban RFK Jr from TV.

Guilty of what? Caring too much?

This is the bad place?

My preferred response to this is, “Entropy. The eventually and unstoppable heat death of the universe where none of this matters is the reason.”

When they started with hybrids they kinda got ahead with the Prius and stopped.

The fear of being unable to protect one’s self and family as one ages.

For an alleged advanced species, the lizard people have shit skin suit technology.

Do you ever have sex without protection because the other person looks “clean”?

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He’ll take the slap on the wrist and get elected to Congress in the town next door.

In eighth grade I got into an argument on the bus, precursor to the Internet, with a kid about my ignorance of sex. He drew a picture of a diaphragm and ridiculed me for not knowing what it was.

You’d think they’d at least offer him tea first.

I wonder how it got that way. I guess we’ll never know.

It’s clearly not working.

Kid Rock, the spiritual successor to Ted Nugent.

We already have vodka and alcoholism.

Another fracture appeared in Israeli society this week, with at least one far-right member of the government joining a crowd to storm military bases to stop soldiers from being detained on suspicion of abusing a Palestinian prisoner.

Donny Jr hoping for daddy’s approval.