If it matters, you’re showering wrong

Putin’s troll king puppet, on-brand as ever

I wouldn’t want to cross paths with this guy simply because he sounds tedious and hollow

Since the odds are so slim of tariffs at this scale further boosting an economy that was already pretty vigorous - I think the more important question is, who are you going to scapegoat when tariffs don’t work as advertised? Immigration? George Soros? Biden? Deep State? Panama and Greenland? Her emails? Will you swallow the doublethink when Murdoch and Bezos’s fake news tell you a recession is really sort of a boom, and vodka rations are up 8%?

We knew that was coming when we saw Sundar Pichai in Oligarch Row at the inauguration

Lots and lots of people, actually. Many identify with the tough-talkin’ images being projected, believing it’s just what the world needs and that the magic sorting hat will assign them to the privileged class when the dust settles.