insufferableninja

bro is a little old to be going to coachella, no?

Stop saying that!

one of the honors-level English classes at my high school in Texas in the 90s was “the bible as literature”. they had Bibles in the library for that class

She.

i bet it is delicious

cleaning it before it becomes a problem is how you keep it from becoming a problem

I’ll buy a new calendar

the made up number that is the value of their stock went up, oh noes

older millennial, checking in.

I’ve been hearing since the 90s that social security would be bankrupt by the time I’m eligible for it, so i haven’t included it in my retirement calculations at all.

I’ll second that!

is it really hard to remember infile and outfile?

mother fucker texting after midnight, no shit she’s asleep