Take meetings while on the toilet. Use a mic to reduce echos. Use apps to put your cubicle or your home office as your background.

Thank you for the info.

I miss being able to let the phone go to voicemail and being able to answer messages whenever I feel like it. Now since we have our phone with us including the toilet, people can accuse us of ghosting after sending us a text message, message us on social media, use a messenger, or email us.

Sometimes I just need time to be left alone.

Wait… I got his emails saying he supports Gaza. Did he switch positions? I unsubscribed.

And since you don’t update infrastructure, the table was transported by Transcontinental Railroad built by the workers we sent over. almost 175 years ago.

Babe, your dad is history teacher. These are my history pants,

It’s okay. That’s the bitch that called the cops, the one with loud ass motherfucking barking dogs.

My coffee shop used to take my own cup and they would fill that up. The pandemic hit and they stopped doing taking reusable cups. After the pandemic, they still aren’t taking cups. This just feels like corpo propaganda.