Ah, fair. I blame Saturday morning cartoons and a transition from violence for fun towards self harm. No need to punch each other or slap fight for competition if you can just see who can stand the most warheads at a time.

When were you a kid? Sour patch kids and warheads the like have dominated the candy aisle for the last few decades.

They’d win. Assuming they invest in messaging and campaigning, instead of whatever the fuck Harris spent a billion on.

You people will eventually need to understand that you’re wrong and you’re the reason Trump is in office. Hope you figure it out before you’re on the wrong end of an open class war.