I shower every two or three days.
I am not a doctor, but you should see one because that should not sting.
No soldier left behind.
Non shampoo days?
On weekends I don’t use deodorant so in the shower my armpits get a refresh.
Tropical Storm*
Perfect, of course.
Hey, just here to let you know that I 100% agree with you. You’re being attacked for no reason.
How do you hear words through the screams of the tortured?
No, it was a day trip and my job starts up again on Tuesday.
How’s your wood?
You put way too much trust into fake meat.
What?
I missed the mark on going there, but it would have been cool.
The closest that I got was axe throwing.
Isn’t that also the equation for finding your youngest possible date? I’m 27 and according to that my lower limit is 20.5.
I don’t have to make a new account then?