I found one that says “Dispensaries Are Really Expensive”

I also live in a waspy town and several people have noticed the DARE letters, struck up a conversation about how great the program was and we should bring it back,etc. Then they actually read it and get all huffy. Best $24.99 I ever spent.

I returned Red Dead Redemption 2 on steam after seeing I needed an entire Shitstar account.

5 years ago I would have just forgotten about it and moved on but in today’s climate, fuck em. They don’t even deserve my $1.40.

If I had a kid they’d 100% be on a leash in public to an uncomfortable age.

In reality I’d probably just shove an ipad in front of their face and call it a day, like the rest of my peers.