Google: Hey, how’s it going with Samantha, you guys good?
Me: Great, why do you ask?
Google, nervously: Ah, no reason bro. Just checking. You guys are so great for each other btw.
Google: Hey, how’s it going with Samantha, you guys good?
Me: Great, why do you ask?
Google, nervously: Ah, no reason bro. Just checking. You guys are so great for each other btw.
A rock would kick paper’s ass, I don’t care what they say.
GameStop and Ali Baba mostly
I can make terrible financial decisions on my own thank you very much.
In Portal 2 you place portals on moving surfaces to cut the neurotoxin pipes.
Her: No, silly. Protection for your penis.
My, crying: WHAT’S UP THERE??
Ok, I’m going to need to see some ID.
The threshold that someone considers “too many animals” is always the number they have plus one.
Thank God. I was worried this wouldn’t be the place to ask saxophone related questions.
Chaotic evil is throwing the bag away and leaving the loaf out.