This is me when I bite into a piece of candy expecting lime, then it’s nasty green apple.

Thank the gods that Skittles finally came to their senses and went back to the original flavors.

I used to listen to Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit.

I even saw them in concert together once.

Shame.

I know exactly where two of these are in my desk.

You know, just in case.

Because old habits die hard.