Even better when the box itself is the bowl and it inevitably leaks rainbow colored milk everywhere.
Even better when the box itself is the bowl and it inevitably leaks rainbow colored milk everywhere.
I’ve seen airline bottles of Johnnie Walker for about $5 around me. I’d spend the $15 on a full sized bottle of Evan Williams, though.
If women are truly the fairer sex, why are they always cheating at cards?
Hell, it took me years to not rub up against every wall while smashing space after playing Doom.
I started taking graphic design classes in the mid 2ks and the amount of my brain that has been squandered making everything look like shiny candy floating in a polished plastic void is disgusting.
Then I learned how to make everything look like it was badly spray stenciled and drug through a post industrial alley so I could really stick it to the man.
This might as well ask, “When were you young and broke and wanted everything you saw in a commercial and then started collecting ridiculous amounts of nostalgia product as soon as you had even a crumb of disposable income.”
Thankfully I didn’t fall for that nonsense.
: reclines on throne made entirely of first gen Zunes and Sidekick phones:
“Smell once, wash twice.”
Will I take "From Russia, With Love ’ for $400, Alex?
This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated “Made With …” Stickers.
“Made With Printshop Deluxe!” “Made With Microsoft Works!” “Sent From my Sidekick!”
I’ve, unfortunately, gotten in to the habit of having YouTube playing on my second screen when doing anything at my computer. Can’t fall asleep without some history documentary playing.
Bad habit on my short list for eradicating.
I want to see if I can find a quality Gateway 2000 decal I can stick on my next laptop so nobody touches it.
“Aim small, miss small.”