Lord of the Rings but Legolas has a sniper rifle

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Witch King of Angmar marked himself safe from any man

Netanyahu: “HRW is Hamas and every government should sanction them!”

US and European* officials and spokespeople: “we disagree. No, we won’t elaborate or otherwise provide any factual explanation”

Rest of the world:

*except based Ireland

being asked to complete to complete a 13-page document typically required for military personnel involved in war

Being part of the illegal occupation force known as the IDF should DEFINITELY qualify you for that, plus more.

It’s heavily affected by the fact that I used to listen to After the Revolution to fall asleep (in a good way! It’s a great book and Robert Evans’ voice is soothing IMO), but here’s mine:

As long as you put your bow away! It made a horrible mess the last time you “helped” my sandwich with it!

Wife: THE DARK FLAME OF UDUN WILL NOT goddammit, now I’m doing it too!

Fifth Element. With my eyes.

Not the NEWEST original movie I’ve watched, though. I’m not sure which one that is but I’m confident that I used my eyes for that as well.

Again: having standards isn’t the same as being unaware.

Nope. Just still insisting on words having meaning.

…it isn’t really demilitarized then, is it?

deploying forces

in the demilitarized zone.

There’s literally no rules that apply to America’s favorite ethnostate, is there? 🤦🤬

If anyone past the age of 9 don’t realize that volume controls exist and that it’s good for their hearing to use them, that’s on them. And possibly their parents.