I can’t believe buying chickens actually saved me money, I just did it because I wanted chickens. I expected to pay more per egg (considering food and litter) because I don’t have economies of scale like the large producers do.

It’s the vengeful spirit of that 2012 mac mini that I put out of its misery last year!

Oh my god it’s back? I was hoping we’d seen the last of it back in 2023.

“But diamonds are forever!” No they’re not, in fact, they’re actually flammable. *

*in an environment of pure oxygen