Also, check this out: I can throw something in the fire and it definitely won’t burn you.

(Giggling) no, really, pick it up! (ppppfffthhhh)

That’s pretty funny to me. I read the start of a King novel when I was probably too young for it (pretty sure it was It?), and just got bored with it. Never tried reading another for years. A decade or two later I tried the Dark Tower series and ended up binge-reading the first 5 books.

I really love those books, although I absolutely see their flaws and understand why people wouldn’t like them.

Either way, I definitely don’t think you need to be a Stephen King fan to enjoy them. I mean, I’m certainly not and I certainly did. Still haven’t read any of his other works…

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I am seriously that dumb. Can you give me an example of someone who used it and was affected by this?

Yeah, none of those are affecting me right now. I don’t think they’re affecting you, either.

Isn’t it weird that you, also, can’t name a single person who was affected by this?

Yeah, but you didn’t bother to actually follow the link or read what it says. There was a bug in Microsoft’s VPN implementation (which no one uses) which affected no one, until they fixed it.

You didn’t answer me, so I’ll give you another chance. You must’ve missed my question last time. Which VPN were you using which stopped working after a windows update?

I hope you weren’t just lying to my face.

No, you’re just making shit up and saying it as if it were fact.

Can you provide a source that it affected “many people and corporations”? If there are so many, it should be easy to name one.

Which VPN were you using that stopped working after a windows update?

Or did you just read a headline and not bother to look into it any further?

No, those are my DMs.

Do they still get a lot of radio play in the USA?

I think it’s safe to say that anyone in the USA who still listens to the radio knows the Beach Boys.

Okay, but seriously? Dropping off is hard AF. If you can do that, you have my respect.

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No, I think we all learned that multiplication is commutative in late elementary school, and obviously that’s an important thing to know.

But I think the original post tried to make it out to be some magical mathematical trick, and I really don’t understand that. Maybe I misunderstood the post.

Edit: wow, “commutative” is a really hard word to spell.

…I mean, yeah? If the number is 50 or 10 that works out great. But let’s try that with 7% of 13. Now it’s 13% of 7. Just like you said, “much easier to calculate.”

Okay, choosing prime numbers was intentionally mean on my part. But 3% of 9 becomes 9% of 3. 4% of 2 becomes 2% of 4. Can anyone honestly look me in the eye and tell me that this tip has helped them out in any meaningful way?

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Why are you doing this to them?

This is some boss battle shit:

The King of Florida

Source of all Cringe

And then a health bar that just extends through all the colors of the rainbow.

Edit: I see now that it’s “The King of Lorda”, but I stand by what I said.