Good thing glasses are sexy!
Better not use cars or computers either, if you’re basing your entire life around whether or not an invention’s creator believes the same things as you.
Builders’ if I’m fancy, Tetley if I’m not fancy
Oh, I’ve been calling it my slave name
What’s a dead name? Is that like a zombie name?
They can raise the price and try to FOMO me into buying it, and I can lower the price to free
Furry Phone? Is this going to make me want to fuck a gazelle? Again?
Super Mario Bros?
I used CuteFTP, but I am a gentleman
AirBNB pisses me off, because if you’re claiming to be a BNB, then where is my breakfast?
Im waiting to finish Skyward Sword
I’m still waiting on playing Breath of a Wild
Goofup over IP am I right???
I like the Shapez too
Chuck Berry really outdid himself on this one
It’s all telemetry so the advertising company that made Chrome can harvest your data for resale at bargain bin prices
Like a modern Johnny Appleseed, you helped others along to spill their own seed
I wish I could have seen that as it happened, live