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Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered
Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered
OP, were you a creeper secretly living in my house?!
Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.
The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them
They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies
Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut
Why would you want to remove the protective layer of dirt?
Given the opportunity, I would gladly have a beer or two with Guy.
Based on my recent failings: apparently hitting a little white ball into a hole.
I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems
It’s obviously superior to FAT31
Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing
If you’re in Europe, perhaps you know it as a petrol ejaculator.
I was really hoping this was for fuel pumps, but the bus stop ads are great, too.
No. There are too many people on this planet.
Weirdly none. Music distracts me from what I am doing.
God. All I really want is to be able to sideload and app I developed without Apple’s approval.
And not bullying kids because of their chat bubble color would be cool, too
I just use it for opening the door to learn about features (not brands/models) that I didn’t know about previously. Then I do searches for those features and try to find forum results (usually Reddit unfortunately). It seems to work decently well
Are you suggesting whale semen does not taste great?!
Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?