If you realize what my dog rolls in you would probably think he’s a psycho.

I always liked the response “go funge yourself.”

we’ll need to hold another election

It depends on how likely you think this is to happen, I guess. Trump stated in his campaign that if he is elected no one will ever need to vote again. He is now talking about there being ways he could have a third term. He may fail at his plan, but it seems he is planning to remain president for a long time. We saw what happened last time he lost an election, and he seems more brazen now than he was then.

I had some crazy good barbecue in Tokyo.

Bye, Felicia!

This is one of my favorite videos on the internet. Tech bros reinventing things: https://youtu.be/3jhTnk3TCtc

That’s the joke.

This sounds nice, but what is your actual proposal for how to spend $10,000?