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I realized that giving a fuck is overrated. It’s all going to burn anyway. Quit caring so much. It’s beyond your control.
Enjoy living in the end of days.
I realized that giving a fuck is overrated. It’s all going to burn anyway. Quit caring so much. It’s beyond your control.
Enjoy living in the end of days.
At the conclusion of a satisfying meal, Americans are expected to fire their Breakfast Guns into the air in the parking lot. It’s considered courteous, and it signals to others where a good breakfast can be found.
Everyone keeps trying to sugarcoat this. We all saw what we saw. Biden did fairly well overall, but there were moments that showed that he’s lost it at times. Being President ages you 4 years each year. He and Trump are both practically 100 at this point.
He needs to restore confidence by having a strong successor.
Now they can get back to murdering journalists with impunity.
What happens between a dude, a super mutant, and a fisting sexbot is their business.
Top 5 marketing tactics EVERYONE hates. You won’t BELIEVE number three.
Time to translate those surrender instruction leaflets to Korean. Maybe go ahead and plan to build a large camp for malnourished people.
US, Egypt, Qatar, and every sane nation: Let’s end this war now.
Hamas: We’ll give Israel everything they want if they will end the war.
Israel: Fuck you. Give us everything we want, and we’ll still kill you all.
US and Israel: We’re not sure why Hamas is being so unreasonable, but it looks like no ceasefire.
“Trump is a sociopathic bully who claims to be a victim. If we follow his path, we can ruthlessly attack everyone we hate and still play the victim card. We’ll get back to ethics and morals and all that stupid shit later after everything we hate has been exterminated.”
On this planet, you don’t just leave a guy hanging like that. When you start a job, finish it dammit!
“Honey, we’re going to be able to afford to go on vacation after all. We’re just going to have to duct tape ourselves to the seats near the hole in the plane.”
This is outrageous. They’re not even going to attempt to investigate my report about an alien beaming into the bathroom and touching my peepee? Just for that, I’m filing 10 more complaints.
Add a gun and some bullets and call it the Hunter S. Thompson Special.
I see “AI,” I press X to doubt. Sorry, it’s a natural reaction.
I haven’t seen it in a while, but I remember Lemmings saying to switch “economy” with “rich people’s yacht money” in your head when reading financial or economic news.
Unfortunately, this does not seem to be a positive step in Timberlake’s mission to bring sexy back.
I’m always seeing posts and comments from that one guy everybody secretly doesn’t like. Man, I hate that guy.
Given Russia’s performance in Ukraine, Iran firing 5% of its total stockpile at Israel and having almost nothing get through modern American air defense, and China’s own review of military readiness that showed glaring flaws and corruption, any plans China may have had to invade Taiwan should be postponed indefinitely.
Turning local elections in Taiwan in China’s favor in the long term seems like the more viable alternative for reunification.
Hell yeah. Prioritize enjoying life.