*Steven Miller revealed to have been a Robot all along.
*Lindsay Graham does full drag queen story hour in desperate attempt to get Trump attention.
*X goes bankrupt but is then bailed out by US Government.
*Tesla introduces new vehicle with special “Mexican Detection System”, sold only to ICE in exclusive contract worth billions.
*Trump suggests giving chickens hydroxychloroquine to fight avian flu.
*Melania detained for hours by ICE because Don won’t answer his phone while golfing.
*State of Nebraska sold in entirety to Vladimir Putin
Let’s see… Some non political ones…
*Dodgers forfeit World Series after not being able to find a starting pitcher due to entire staff having Tommy John surgery.
*Diddy released after identifying as white during trial.
*Boston Dynamics reveals their first sex robot
I hope so. Many of our parents need to learn that “family” isn’t about blood, it’s about who I allow to be in my life. I don’t give a fuck if you’re related to me, treat me with respect and I’ll reciprocate.