MrPumpernickel

I want to make one a cat that flops onto its back asking for belly rubs.

I once decided to give all my players a single minor magical item at lvl 1 just to help their characters settle into their roles.

• The Ranger got a quiver of elven kind (guaranteed 20 non-magical arrows per day)

• The wizard got an indestructible spellbook (no need to worry about losing spells)

• The monk/rogue a cloak that made it easier to conceal his identity

• And the hobbit-like bard… a dagger of warning.

I thought they’d appreciate the LotR nod. Except I made a campaign of intrigue, where the baddies were hiding in plain sight. I dreaded that damn dagger. Somehow, through sheer luck, the bard immediately forgot about it after their first encounter. It never came up again.

There is a great ~20 year old song where I’m from called Plus Rien. (Translates to Nothing Left)

Maybe not in the next hundred years, but the way things are going… this song proves more accurate every time I listen to it.