That’s sad in 33 years of pratice the best testimony he has ever gotten from a client is just random rambaling.

I’m probably weird but oatmeal raisin cookies are dank and I would pick them over chocolate chips cookies 90 percent of the time.

What do you call avoiding sleep until the very last minute because your life is only work and responsibilities. If you go to sleep that just means you have to wake up and do it all over again. So you stay up late so you have some sense of a life outside of this soul cruising existence.

Ding ding ding!

Well according to the US Navy they actually died 5 days ago when the haul imploded.

What are you evening going on about? No one has stopped you from have a controversial thought. However, for some reason you think you should be shielded from defending your controversial thoughts. You can say and believe whatever you want but you can’t play the victim when people call you out for being the piece of shit you are. Keep on doing your thing but the rest of us aren’t going to be tolerant of your shit views.