It takes 9 hrs to fly from New York to Istanbul and then another 20 hrs to fly from Istanbul to the Dominican Republic.

Not annoyed but amused. I suffer from IBS. And in my work there are Internal Business Systems. So I suffer from IBS twice.

It would take all of five minutes to not want that job. Very messy and dusty. And not good mess, but like old nasty stuff that’s seeped under those tiles. Bonus the tiles might be asbestos. But if this sounds like a good time still, please report to your nearest US Army Recruitment Office!

Yep, the morning after I lost my virginity.

We all have that five minute chore we keep putting off.

Couldn’t be bothered to pick him up on the way.

See it in Kansas City usually in the winter.

No, no, no, no. It’s not a recession. Don’t worry about that. It’s something much worse. It’s a coup.

Ok so one guy on Lemmy needs the /s !

I trust people on Lemmy to get the sarcasm more than I would on other forums.

I luurve how they cherry pick this. Yeah modern history sure, but what about ancient history!?

I’m left handed. I don’t have wings.

Got a 2070 TI EVGA. They don’t make those anymore!

I never understood this. Maybe because I stick with basic distros like Ubuntu or Mint. But I have not had this issue.

No but they should be for this.

Ma’am this is a family beach. We’re going to have to ask you to leave.

Kansas City International Airport is now up there as one of the best! In my local opinion.

They can be used for flavoring but I would not eat the shells.

Been using Linux for almost two decades now. Mostly Ubuntu and now recently Linux Mint.

Narrator: They did not.