Did they try taking 13 tablespoons of cod liver oil?

Didn’t Nintendo just come out and say emulators weren’t illegal?

It’s not so bad comrade. I just wish they didn’t have the rule that you have to end every sentence with the word comrade, comrade.

“Your honor I’m not subject to that law under the clause I said so.” Judges love hearing that.

I love them! It’s like seeing a random clown. They just make you point, laugh, and smile.

I know who did it and how. But I can’t talk about it here. Meet me behind Chili’s.

Yep. None of us voted against him. It was a fucking landslide. I am sarcastic and drunk.

Everything he does will have terrible consequences.

I don’t know. Can you use language to say and or imply anything you want? Yes, yes you can.

Attach it to a drone.

You know the answer to this problem.

Literally was listening to NPR on the way to work that day and Rumsfield was on talking about making cuts to the military.

Don’t be putting this on us weird little freaks. This guy is malicious asshole.

I hope she becomes a supervillain intent on revenge.

Unexpectedly by who!?

18 or 19.

“Can marketing work to increase sales price of land?”

Let me introduce you to this cute little place called Greenland. Weather is beautiful year round.

I was eleven. I walked in on my cousin snorting speed. He freaked out and told me I could have a line if I didn’t tell my mom. Well my cousin was doing it so. Never did like uppers.

He was about 16.

I was eight years old at the drive. My older cousin had taken me. He gave me a Sonic cup that had Dr pepper and peach schnapps. I got drunk as shit. My mom found out and was absolutely pissed at him. I’ll tell you what he did when there’s a “How old were you when you did drugs for the first time?”