ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed

Yes, I’ve been flying drones across the deleware river to prank y’all. Get pranked!

/jk

My speculation is: (this is purely a speculation)

There was one or two drones that was flying around, possibly kids messing around, possibly military drone tests, then, with that “unidentified drone” news in mind, people just see lights in the sky from planes take off or on approach to landing and then they would look like “drones” floating, when its a fucking commercial jetliner!

People seeing what they want to see, or are making things up for attention. I could just film a plane on a shitty phone and use the zoom camera all the way onto plane, add a bit a shaky cam effect by intentionally shaking the phone, then post on social media “OMG ALIENS!”

Y’all think the US military let foreign drones or aliens in the airspace and not shoot it down or jam it?

🙄

people can barely live due to low wages

“tHeRe wILL oFFicIALy bE tWO gENdeRS!” -🤡

What a fucking joke

“Claim Denied”

Then his death become breaking news in New York City.

🙂

Bruh.

My germaphobia would just make me kms

and the intellectual level of the people here is much higher

Lmao, not really.

I’m no genius, I just googled for 5 minutes and figured out what the federation and drcentralization means. Anyone above the IQ of 80 could understand it, if they are willing to spend the time to read it.

But most people are just too lazy to read it and think fediverse is “too complicated”.

Hey, wonder what’s happening with Beehaw.

Are y’all still doing this federation thing? Y’all haven’t been updating your Lemmy.

👀

Its December 21

Jan 20 is US presidential inauguration

Although I’m a Citizen, I’m not born in the US.

I’m not white

President-elect says “Mass Deportations”

There has already been reports in the past of Mexican-Americans being deported despite being Citizens

This is my face pretending everything is okay:🙃

On top of the political climate

My parents are shitty

Moving out is not an option

Tariffs are going make that even more impossible, living expenses are gonna skyrocket, living along is practically a death sentence.

On top of that, I can’t really mantain a job due to servere depression

Parents are opposed to medication

So its not really my day being shitty. My life is being shitty. Therefore, every day is shitty.

🙃

Hi, I’m not on Beehaw, I’ve already gotten rid of reddit like a year ago. How’s your day?

cuz mine is terrible 🙃

Lemmings, I regret totally regret to bring you the news that the CEO of Apple, Tim Cook have killed himself after murdering his entire family.

Dictatorship of The Proletariat:

Step 1: Vanguard Party takes “temporary” control

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Vanguard Party says: “Actually nvm, its “temporary” indefinitely”

Result: Dictatorship of the Bourgeoisie, but with extra steps.

Just trump?

Oh boy, theres soon gonna be people even worse than trump.

Hello, it is I, your friendly Neighborhood FBI Agent. Why don’t we have a chat sometime? 🤗

Message to the CCP Internet Police:

同志们，

习主席 看上去好像 Winnie The Pooh

🙃

草 泥 馬

八九六四 天安门大屠杀

六四运动又畀人称为六四天安门事件或者八九民运，中华人民共和国政府一般叫伊为1989年春夏之交个政治风波，欧美国家则多以天安门广场抗议（英文：Tiananmen Square Protests）来形容箇记事体。六四运动是从1989年4月开始，由大学个学生子所主导、勒北京天安门广场发起个、长达将近两个号头个学生运动，之后由于获得民众支持而引发全国性示威活动。但弗过以强硬派为主个政府高层最后决定实施戒严搭仔派遣军队进行清场。1989年6月3号夜里向到6月4号凌晨，中华人民共和国政府派遣个中国人民解放军搭阻止部队行进个民众勒嗨北京市天安门广场附近地区爆发流血冲突，最后勒勒交关人死伤搭流亡、部分军人伤亡后，示威活动宣告结束。

Did I get them banned yet?

Option 1: Don’t sleep

Option 2: Pretend the problem doesn’t exist

Option 3: Die

Note: I’m morally obligated to tell you option 3 is not advised.

Secret Option 4: See a doctor and prepare to get insurance claim denied. 🙃

Insurance says: “Unnecessary doctor visit, you can live without fixing snoring problems, just deal with it, pleb”

🙃

Don’t just use Tor, use VPN on top of it.

If you use tor frequently, you’d eventually get a bad “roll of dice” on the nodes and get 3 government run nodes. Its not a matter of “if” but “when”, roll the dice enough times, and the holes in the “swiss cheese” eventually line up.

If you are using Tor, also use a VPN along with it. It might make the traffic a little slower, but its worth it in case you get 3 NSA nodes.

🤨

DRUGS!

I mean Caffine lol

Caffine is soooo good

I’m gonna sound so stupid, but I thought checks just gave you free money. I thought my parents were wasting a check by writing such a small amount, and ask them something like why not write a bigger number?

Then they explained that you need money in the bank to work. I was too young to even be embarrassed, I was just like ok cool, didn’t even realize how dumb I was.

In my defence, I was like 9 and I just arrived in the US and never heard of a “check” before.

Green Mario Vigilante Style

Probably watching the New York Time Square countdown in new year of 2021

Literally just empty, like some post-apocalyptic movie

made me have a mini-existential crisis