Fingolfinz

America first!

We are a lovely little joke to the rest of the world.

Fucking scumbags

My neck, my back, and weirdly my right knee, are fucking pissed at me today. My penis and crack are good though at least.

That’s a really good point I didn’t consider. Just like it was with “eggs”, the “financial responsibility” crap really is just a front they put up in bad faith to avoid admitting that it’s all about racism

It’s incredible that republicans can constantly waste tax dollars on worthless shit like this and still be viewed as the party of financial responsibility by their dumb ass voting base

I’ve just been expecting that Russian soldiers will be occupying the US at some point in the next four years

Schumer is a fucking cuck

Hell yeah

Of course they did, it’s all they think about

Really not that bad considering. Really not much pain during the procedure cos they numb you up (getting numbed wasn’t fun but it kicks in while it’s being administered) and then it takes about 15 minutes. After it was done, I was able to hobble on out of there immediately after just about. During the recovery, you wear a jock strap (undeez makes one for it that also lets you slip in ice packs) and ice up. The procedure I had was a newer, even less invasive one so I didn’t even need pain pills afterwards, just alternated ibuprofen and acetaminophen and ice and that was ample (lots of edibles too). It could get to be a dull pain from time to time and then just had to avoid jostling my nads around or lifting much weight. The anticipation of the procedure was definitely way worse than actually going through it

I was going to say nothing but I remembered that I did get a vasectomy recently so I guess there’s lots of uninhibited sex with my partner to look forward to

Foolish. I’m an American that voted for Harris and still think we deserved to be sanctioned

Hammock pouch cos my nads find their way to getting smashed a lot otherwise and it still gives me some room to not feel like my junk is choking

I’ve been there for years, just waiting for everyone to catch up

Flip! Flop! Flip! Flop!

It’s best to just never, ever give magats the benefit of the doubt and just assume they’re trash people who deserve to be treated like the trash that they are

For real, I’m getting tired of seeing that bullshit

They absolutely won’t because it was always in bad faith

So will his piece of shit voters so never let them squirm their way out of accountability for electing Nero