Fr, the worst is skull awareness when you raise your lip. I am this flesh? This physical mediocrity? It cannot be

Piefed I think, I don’t even know what it is, I can’t find a ios client for it. it doesn’t even appear in any instance choice dropdowns or such. It’s a marvel it works at all. Probably glued together with cardboard and bee shit like my uni projects

Beehaw isn’t even Lemmy under the hood iirc but that’s nitpicking

I feel like I lose iq from reading this

So you say that your bowel movements are synchronised with your clock?

No.

It’s funny because lots of communists/anarchists want a system that is even more dependent on a conscience, awareness of the collective and intelligence of average citizen while we can’t even do basic wallet voting in this one. Or choose non authoritarian president.

🤢 what an utter abomination

This is why puppies die

And yet in schools they don’t have seconds. Never had

I still have ptsd thanks to that. Can you imagine? No seconds?

This is pure torture that should be forbidden by Geneva convention. So uncivilised

Most clocks have only two hands. Actually all school clocks I seen had only two

It’s like throwing all your garbage under the dirty bed and covering it with pretty blanket.

Analog clocks are kind of annoying tbh. Sometimes you need that little extra energy you have to spend on wondering whether it is 11:37 or 11:38 already by carefully visually bisecting the circle section between 7 and 8.
Millimetres of white space keep you wondering about the nature of analogue vs digital, discrete vs continuous and measurement uncertainty while you have better things to do but cannot just give up on OCDing whether it is exactly 11:37:30 already or maybe it is 11:37:35? And boom in these seconds you were wondering it is already pointless because it is the past and now it is time to wonder if it is 11:38:15 or 11:38:30

Whereas for digital it is just:
oh it is 11:11 on 11.11.11, how cool, life’s good

Thus it is my opinion that analogue clocks are virgins whereas digital are chads

Holy shit people. You are all incredibly whiny bunch

Maybe I am spoiled by my three good burger places in one kilometre radius from my house one of which declared me persona non grata

You all missed the f*ing joke and spam my inbox with some insane shit

Sometimes the answer is not really an answer but merely another question

Wait, which one is into fisting?

Kinky, more kinky than any queer person I know

Why catholics hate queers so much if Jesus was into drag?
Some questions history can’t answer.

Thankfully I managed to purge gacha games from my life despite all the sunk cost feeling. God I miss the times when entertainment was innocent and not trying to rob me