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I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”
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And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.
That image of David Cameron looks like he’s just walked in on you opening a tin that has all his dirty secrets insde and he’s fearful of being outed while being completely and utterly turned on by it.
I quite like them, haven’t burnt myself when smoking a bong in a long time.
First week of 2024 and I had to put my dog of 15 years down, 2024 can fuck right off already, I’m done with it.
If you can point with your cock out, you can point with a rocket.
Yeah, it puts on a big show about it, I thought it was funny the first few times, but it became an asshole about it, standing up triggered it once.
My watch gave up on me and would patronize me when I walked to the fridge by saying “Congratulations” for just walking down the hall.
Just run a hose and connect one of these.
Shh just go with it, we deserve this.
Do you have the setting to hide bot accounts turned on? When I had that on I noticed a lot of missing comments.
Final line:
Now remember, these are just guidelines, you don’t have to take them too seriously, have some fun with them, that’s why I made you.
This is a world for children, a world that adults have to keep alive.
Here’s a phrase I reworked for Musk: “You either die a hero or live long enough for everyone to work out you’re a fucking idiot.”
Yeah I hate how Lemmy fucks up gifs, mine just converts them to jpgs lol.
I like how it became a hoarders anonymous meeting at the end.
“what do you mean you don’t service tin cans on a string?!”
Me reading this comment chain:
When you sing the handy tune it does.
The longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.