As of 2023 it’s over 1000 USD.

https://www.pcgamesn.com/the-sims-4/sims-4-dlc-price.

TLDR: Overall total: $1064,45 USD/£974.35 GBP.

Maybe that’s why they call is “Ass-pen”

Yeah, I think I would take it. Although, it seems like some of life’s joy would be lost because you would never get to experience that good that comes after feeling bad.

Also, thanks for the book recommendation. I loved the Moon is a Harsh Mistress, so I’ll definitely give this one a chance.

Another alternative: Me coming home after a night with the mistress.

That’s a Texas sized 10-4.