Go for it! You can always do a Windows VM for the rare times you may need it - if at all.

I’ve got symmetrical gigabit in my apartment, with the option to upgrade to 5 or 8. I’d have to upgrade my equipment to use those speeds, but it’s nice to know I have the option.

Not missing much. It’s full of WASP-y pearl-clutchers.

“Register for free to continue reading.”

No.

One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble! Gooble gobble! One of us!

Yeah, they do all they can to push the premium accounts, but there’s a free option buried in there somewhere.

Another one? You don’t say.

If I had kids, I’d feel much safer leaving them in the care of drag queens over any clergy.

I mean if you want to be blasé about the fact not everyone has the same technical skills as you, sure…

Unfortunately this method only works if you already know where the toilet is.

She knew the update would take at least 24 minutes to run and the doors and windows electronics wouldn’t work in the interim. And she still chose to do this in a Chic-fil-A parking lot while out running errands instead of initiating the update at home after she was done using the car.

I bet you can hear the ocean if you press your ear to hers…

If people have taken any offense we are, of course, really, really sorry.

He’ll get a promotion by the time his police frat bros are done fucking the system.

Or we could start by getting rid of that fucking police fraternity and raising our quality standards for who gets hired as an officer.

Magnetism’s just magic anyway. Who can explain that shit?

I at least enjoy their fiber internet service.

By your command.