Cap

How do you know it isn’t running away from home?

Straight to jail.

I just woke up and read the headline as “highly photogenic bird flu”

We tested Comac parts for FAA certification. When you’ve tested parts for decades you can pretty much nail down the cause of the failure be it design, process, materials, a combination and so forth.

Also the c919 is only certified in China. It can’t fly in the US or Europe.

There is more that goes into an airplane than the people maintaining or assembling it, which can and does go afoul. There is the entire manufacturing process, how materials are sourced, processed, refined, machined/formed, heat treated, stress relieved, coated/plated, assembled, and the list goes on. That is a major factor why aircraft are so safe and if you think China’s material and process controls are as rigorous as someone like Boeing or Airbus, it isn’t. It has taken decades of actual aircraft manufacturing to get the formula right for those respective companies and they continue to evolve as time goes on and new information is learned.

Might find your answer here around the 50,000 year mark.

There are no shortcuts. Only short bridges.

Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?

Hello. Yes, I’d like one nightmare for the evening, please.

The aim of the clause was to prevent scalping of the truck.

Hamas says the fighting must stop before hostages can be released. Israel said fighting will stop after hostages are released.

180 degrees apart, going round and round on the carousel of carnage.

Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

At first I thought that circle was just another one of those straws.

Life IS hard which us why I don’t have time to care much about the more superficial things in life. Your Door Dash food is cold? Well, cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it! My sh*tter’s full and my only other option is a log in the poison ivy patch!

Knowing my luck I’ll get the Poltergeist house.

I’m just glad people are still naming their kids Tony.

A good portion of that half that died are the fuckers I stumbled upon in the woods that ended up stinging me.