Windex for cleaning mirrors and glass. All the other knockoffs feel like watered down blue food coloring.

And they even got rid of our damn plastic straws! Can’t even enjoy my drinks without having to suck on a flaccid tube. I’d prefer if they made the lid paper instead.

I accidentally bought a bag of avocados for the price of 1 avocado at self checkout. I couldn’t find the bag of avocados in the menu so I just selected avocado in the menu.

It turns out the bag of avocados come with a barcode to scan it 🤦

Wait doesn’t that mean it’s a Lightning to USB C if the top is USB-C and the bottom is Lightning?

I don’t know why my brain couldn’t wrap the meaning of the title. I asked myself what’s a birth hug?