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It used to be keys, wallet, and the enjoyment of being unreachable.
If he doesn’t get his coffee he’ll just lay around and sleep all day long.
6am dog can come hang out with me and my cat. We’ve usually finished our coffee by then.
Your friend is a mole from the FBI trying to find out what time your smuggled shipment is arriving at the docks. Just make sure to take plenty of muscle with you and you’ll be fine. First sign of Batman get out of there.
The bigger problem is landlords have already been gouging renters. They aren’t just going to absorb this one, if their insurance goes up 30, they will raise rent 40
The restaurant is called union assembly and it has nothing to do with little ceasers
It’s right in downtown and it’s more of a wing of another restaurant. When I went it was packed with spaghetti, more than I wanted to eat.
you know whats better than 2 swords… Hey Gimli! Let me see your ax.
Yes there is, here is his mugshot shortly after he was booked. Looks like he spent the evening turning water into wine.
I’ve never been to Fort Lauderdale.
Summer is coming
Those Amazon customers can be ruthless.
A vase for $4 is a good deal. What was she expecting, solid gold? I don’t think I would have gone as far as involving all of Mexico but I guess it’s easier to just give her a refund.
What do I need home owners insurance for? I got a gun. The tornadoes should get insurance out on me. That said mine went up 20% this year.
Look who’s a pro-immigrant librul everybody
With a smaller sign underneath it that says “Your fault” and the mailman walking towards you with an unexpected letter from the IRS in his hand…
I just took a vacation. It was so stressful. I prefer to relax by going into work and giving it my all for Amazon®. I get so relaxed I don’t even need an Amazon-approved Restroom Time Theft™. I’ve even stopped going home most evenings and just working until I fall asleep at my Amazon Life/Work Cubicle™
But he’s their best leader ever. Labour has not been this strong since I’ve been following uk politics.