New car for the wife. Something flashy and fun that she would never buy for herself since the Toyota probably won’t die for at least another 10 years.

“My virus unceasingly refreshes its signatures (since it is driver-based), and hereby stays invisible for your antivirus.”

I just don’t even know where to begin with that statement and its ridiculousness. 😂

“if you are being compelled to unlock it” What kind of world are we living in? I feel awful for the kids of today.

This is like some bizzaro 90’s sitcom. “Quick, I need your help to not poop for 3 days! No time to explain!”