Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoBan dihydrogen monoxidesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square98fedilinkarrow-up11.13Karrow-down134
arrow-up11.09Karrow-down1imageBan dihydrogen monoxidesh.itjust.worksHailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square98fedilink
minus-squarejimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up50arrow-down3·1 year ago100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died…
minus-squareDraghetta@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down2·1 year ago8 billions of people have and they’re alive
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up30·1 year agoThose people are merely biding their time. I wish it were a joke.
minus-squareMxM111@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 year agoFor now. The poison sometimes takes 100 years to become effective.
minus-squareirmoz@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-21 year agoLet’s rephrase. Every person who has ever died has been found with a body composition of roughly TWO thirds entirely DHMO
minus-squareDraghetta@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoWell, virtually everybody who ever died drank it in their last days before passing
minus-square⸻ Ban DHMO 🇦🇺 ⸻@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoFor now, it’s a slow acting poison
minus-squareoriginal_ish_name@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoEvery person who hasn’t died sooner Checkmate
minus-squareWoodenBleachers@lemmy.basedcount.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 year agoThis is not true. I’ve consumed dihydrogen monoxide and am not dead. You have consumed dihydrogen monoxide and are not dead (unless you’re a bit I suppose). I’d also expect that not 100% of people who have died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide
minus-squarejimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·1 year agoTakes time, hopefuly it will happen when we are n->100 yrs.
100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died…
8 billions of people have and they’re alive
Those people are merely biding their time. I wish it were a joke.
For now. The poison sometimes takes 100 years to become effective.
Let’s rephrase. Every person who has ever died has been found with a body composition of roughly TWO thirds entirely DHMO
Well, virtually everybody who ever died drank it in their last days before passing
For now, it’s a slow acting poison
So it’s clearly a skill issue you say?
well one day,they ll die /s
Every person who hasn’t died sooner
Checkmate
This is not true. I’ve consumed dihydrogen monoxide and am not dead. You have consumed dihydrogen monoxide and are not dead (unless you’re a bit I suppose). I’d also expect that not 100% of people who have died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide
Takes time, hopefuly it will happen when we are n->100 yrs.