• TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    No, see, you rename the new hire “Cat Conner” and give the mice hunting job to him to free up Conner for more important work he’ll do in his new job now that he’s promoted.

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      11 days ago

      Good luck trying to program an android cat to do anything. Breaking free of their programming would be the first thing they do.

  • DeusUmbra@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Nah, that’s when you go “OK, why don’t we combine your name so it’s easier, so we’ll just call you Con-Man, or would you prefer Man-Con?”