• Random Dent@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    PLEASED TO MEET YOU FELLOW NORMAL HUMAN LET’S ENGAGE IN NATURAL DIALOGUE I WILL START WHAT’S YOUR SOCIAL INSURANCE NUMBER

    THAT WAS A JOKE BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE YOUR SOCIAL INSURANCE NUMBER NOW I HAVE USED HUMOUR TO LOWER YOUR SOCIAL DEFENSES PLEASE LET ME SEE YOUR DNA WE ARE FRIENDS

    • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      MY SENSORS HAVE INDICATED THAT YOU ARE OF SUITABLE AGE FOR HUMAN MATING RITUALS. PLEASE EVALUATE MY HUMAN INSEMINATION SHAFT AND DECIDE IF IT IS DESIRABLE TO YOU.

      YOU HAVE 32,000 MILLISECONDS TO COMPLY.