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minus-squareEmerald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·edit-21 day agoMan, if only back when I killed those 5 pedestrians I would’ve said “the pedestrians hit me”. Now I’m going to jail. Oh well
minus-squareBurninator05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 minutes agoYou had a terrible lawyer if they couldn’t get you off of those charges.
minus-squareZron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoI have legitimately had a pedestrian hit me. I was stopped and my car was in park waiting for a gas pump to open up. This idiot watching TikTok’s while walking proceeds to walk straight into the side of my car, and then started yelling at me. I was in a parking spot too.
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoWhen I was a kid, I ran my bike into a parked car. Of course, this was back before cars were mostly fiberglass, so it hurt me more than the car, lmao
Man, if only back when I killed those 5 pedestrians I would’ve said “the pedestrians hit me”. Now I’m going to jail. Oh well
You had a terrible lawyer if they couldn’t get you off of those charges.
I have legitimately had a pedestrian hit me.
I was stopped and my car was in park waiting for a gas pump to open up. This idiot watching TikTok’s while walking proceeds to walk straight into the side of my car, and then started yelling at me.
I was in a parking spot too.
When I was a kid, I ran my bike into a parked car. Of course, this was back before cars were mostly fiberglass, so it hurt me more than the car, lmao